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NEWS: Foolish 800mi Arizona Trail FKT Attempt

Christof Teuscher

The Arizona Trail (AZT) stretches 800 miles (1287km) across Arizona from Mexico to Utah. It connects deserts, desserts, mountains, canyons, forests, communities, people, and physical discomfort. On Tue, Sep 3, 2019, I will start for a northbound, foolish, ill-prepared, and… Continue Reading →

NEWS: Area Man’s Frontal Lobe Too Degenerated for Him to Realize He Is Too Old to Set Washington PCT Record

Christof Teuscher

On Sun, Jul 22, 2018, I plan to start for a self-supported Fastest Known Time (FKT) attempt of the 505-mile (813km) Washington Pacific Crest Trail (PCT) section. I will start at the Canadian border and—in the rather unlikely case things… Continue Reading →